Be warned. I look for these...because I celebrate this every day. One day a year is just not enough.
Not long ago, a friend had his car burglarized and his stereo as taken. We also have a friend named Kelley. A few days after his loss, I found this on Facebook:
got a security alarm on my car ya and that will stop the someone from breaking in my car and hanging out with Kelley today having fun.
I responded that I wasn't surprised that someone out there would break into his car just to hang out with Kelley, because she really IS fun.
He wasn't amused.